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Extreme,
dude . . .
Blame it on Tony Hawk. The fascination with extreme sports -
from skateboarding to BMX to wakeboarding - has gone beyond mere
fascination, driven in large part by television coverage. ESPN produces
the X Games, NBC produces the Gravity Games, while Fox Sports Network
produces the extreme-sports show called "54321." There are now two
all-extreme sports television networks airing 24-7, the
European-based
Extreme Sports Channel and FUEL,
a property of the Fox Cable Networks Group. At this year's X Games
in Southern California, ESPN drew a 1.8 rating for its Thursday
slate of competition. ABC's August 17 Sunday night broadcast of
the X Games marked the competition's first prime time network exposure,
registering a 2.2 rating.
Add
extreme . . .The extreme sports industry is now a mature
force - and one of the fastest-growing segments of the fitness market.
According to a recent survey
conducted by the Sporting Goods Manufacturers Association, the
top five participatory sports in the category are: inline skating
(21.5 million athletes), skateboarding (13 million), paintball (8.6
million), snowboarding (7.6 million), and artificial wall-climbing
(7.1 million). According to the SGMA, "The South is the home of
49 percent of all frequent paintball participants. Since 1990, participation
in snowboarding has increased by 263 percent."

Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah . . . The growth
of extreme sports can only translate into one thing: extreme sports
camps. The Southern California School of Skateboarding just opened
in - where else? - Venice, Calif. Meanwhile, Camp Woodward, located
30 miles east of State College, Pa., remains the granddaddy of them
all, having opened its doors in the early 1970s. Every summer, according
to Newhouse News Service, "about 10,000 aspiring athletes -
representing all 50 states and 30 countries - flock . . . to attend
one of the 14 one-week camps." The camp boasts "85 acres of metal
bike ramps and concrete skateboarding bowls . . . [a] 9-acre race
course for motorcycling and a 12-foot-high, 112-foot-wide ramp for
bikers and skaters."
Add
hello . . . The camp, which costs $845 per week and is
booked a year in advance, is so popular that the owners recently
opened Woodward West, located in Stallion Springs, Calif., about
two hours north of Los Angeles. Woodward West served as a competition
site for the just-concluded X Games.
Woodward West has a 54,000-square foot indoor skate-park, a
20,000-square foot outdoor skate-park, and BMX trails.
Lost
in translation . . . As expected, the United States dominated
the competition at this summer's 14th Pan American Games, winning
a quarter of all of the medals awarded. Despite fears that the Dominican
Republic was unprepared to host the Games, the country managed to
stage the Games without major problems. The same cannot be said
for the automatic translation software, Babel
Fish, utilized on the Games' official website, www.santodomingo2003.org.do.
When English-speaking fans logged onto the site for updates, they
found some surprising results.
A few samples:
"The
successes of Cuba in the Pan-American Games of Santo Domingo are
been from kindness of the social system of the island, according
to Fidel I castrate. 'Our revolution has created the ideal conditions.
We will be in a tenth floor having begun by the cellar,' said I
castrate during a speech Wednesday at night, shortly before starting
off for Paraguay."
"The United States today classified for the end of the match of
baseball of the Pan-American Games Santo Domingó2003, after surpassing
3x2 in 14 entrances to Mexico, party disputed in the stage of Quisqueya
for more than four hours."
"To the compass of merengue and samba, the Pan-American Games of
Santo Domingo lowered to Sunday their drop curtain, shouting to
all lung of which it knew to be to the height of a sport joust of
great profile."
"The
closing ceremony was a waste of music and fireworks, in which Santo
Domingo passed the slug to Rio de Janeiro, the seat of the games
of the 2007."
"Until
Pedro, Dominican and capital genuine it affirms that a heat does
not remember like this in Santo Domingo and the sweat of the forehead
is dried, while is felt sorry of the cyclists who pedalean to total
sun 20, 50 and more kilometers."
"Felix Sanchez, to whom they questioned the gold medal to him not
to consider it product of the Dominican system, kissed the hot Dominican
earth when he finished running and he received the tribute of thousands
of Dominican in the stage and million viewers in all the nation,
stopped to see it run and jump. Who said that the money all can
buy it?"
Chico
Escuela could not have said it better.

Trading
places . . . The International
Olympic Committee's decision to look into the case of sprinter Jerome
Young probably will determine whether the United States men's 4
x 400-meter relay team keeps its gold medal from the 2000 Sydney
Olympic Games. The Young case underscores the difficulty of dealing
retroactively with situations in which athletes may have broken
rules or officials made mistakes. In the Olympic Games, the most
publicized type of rule breaking is doping. When doping involves
a medal winner, the typical remedy is to strip the athlete of the
medal and move up everyone else one place. If the offense involves
the first place finisher, the second and third place finishers receive
gold and silver medals respectively and the fourth place finisher
becomes the bronze medallist. At Salt Lake City that scenario played
out in cross country skiing. In Sydney, gold medal winners in wrestling,
gymnastics and weightlifting got busted and lost their medals.
Add
places . . . Things in the Olympic
Games are not always so cut and dried, though. Dutch cyclists finished
third in the team time trial, in 1972. When one member tested positive
for the stimulant Coramine, the entire team lost the bronze medal.
The Belgian team had finished fourth, but the IOC decided not to
award the Belgians the bronze medal because no member of the team
had been drug tested following the competition.
Add
places . . . Finding a remedy for
the human failings of Olympic judges can get complicated, too. At
Salt Lake City, in 2002, the IOC demanded that the International
Skating Union review the judges' decision in the pairs event. The
ISU recommended that the Canadian and Russian pairs share the gold
medal. The IOC quickly accepted the recommendation. The Canadians,
David Pelletier and Jamie Sale, moved up from silver to gold. The
Russian pair of Elena Berezhnaya and Anton Sikharulidze kept their
gold. There was, however, no change for the third and fourth place
pairs. More than a year after the 1992 Olympic Games, the IOC awarded
a gold medal to Canadian synchronized swimmer Sylvie Fréchette after
determining that her score in the solo event had been incorrectly
recorded during the competition in Barcelona. Kristen Babb-Sprague
of the United States, declared the winner in Barcelona, was allowed
to keep her gold medal. In 1924, Anders Haugen of the United States
competed in ski jumping, apparently finishing fourth behind Norway's
Thorleif Haug. Decades later a researcher discovered that judges
had made an error compiling his score. Haugen received his bronze
medal, at age 83, in a 1974 ceremony in Oslo. The IOC moved Haug,
who died in 1934, down to fourth place.
Last
add places . . . One of the best-known cases of medal
juggling involved Jim Thorpe. Thorpe finished first in the pentathlon
and decathlon at the 1912 Stockholm Games. The following year, the
IOC, at the request of the American Olympic committee, stripped
Thorpe of his medals after learning that he had earned a meager
income, in 1909 and 1910, playing minor league baseball. Thorpe's
fellow competitors each moved up one place. In October 1982, following
many years of lobbying by Thorpe's admirers in the United States,
the IOC reversed itself. IOC President Juan Antonio Samaranch returned
Thorpe's medals to Thorpe's children in a ceremony, in 1983, at
the Biltmore Hotel in Los Angeles. The award ceremony did not affect
the standing of the athletes who moved up one position in 1913.
The IOC now recognizes two gold medallists plus one silver and one
bronze medallist in the 1912 pentathlon and decathlon events.

Pretty
vacant . . . The NCAA
has a more codified approach to dealing with rule violations.
Basically, it works like this. In individual competitions, in which
results are recorded by "time, points or stroke totals" the individual
is disqualified and the competitors who finished behind him or her
move up one place. "For those championships in which individual
results are recorded by advancement through a bracket or head-to-head
competition," the results of the offending athlete are stricken
from the record, but there is no adjustment of placement.
In team
events, "the record of the team's performance may be deleted, the
team's place in the final standings may be vacated, and the team's
trophy and the ineligible student's award may be returned," according
to the NCAA.
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vacant . . . In the men's Division
I basketball tournament 20 teams have had their "position in the
tournament vacated." The most-vacated team in Division I history
is the University of Memphis, which retroactively got the boot for
five years, from 1982 through 1986.
Last
add vacant . . . One of the more curious cases in the
NCAA Record Book is the 1995 UCLA softball team. UCLA won the 1995
tournament, but then lost it following revelations that the Bruins
had awarded more scholarships than allowed by NCAA rules. The most
notorious scholarship recipient was the team's star pitcher, an
Australian named Tanya Harding (no, not "Tonya"). Harding arrived
at UCLA about halfway through the season, pitched the team to victory
in the tournament and then almost immediately returned home, never
to return to the university. UCLA's participation was vacated, but
Tanya Harding remains in the record book as the tournament's "Most
Outstanding Player."
What's
in a name? . . . The appearance of Australia at the recently
completed FIFA 2003 Women's World Cup reminded us of the Aussie
penchant for national team nicknames. The women's soccer team is
the Matildas. The men's team is the Socceroos. Other names include
Wallabies (men's rugby), Boomers (men's basketball), Opals (women's
basketball) and Hockeyroos (women's field hockey). We could go on.
One of the newer nicknames in Oz belongs to the men's under-17 basketball
team - the Emus. "Named after the tall, very fast Australian native
bird, the nickname reflects the team's speed and size," the Emus
got their moniker after Basketball
Australia solicited fan suggestions on its website.
There's
one in every crowd . . . Leave it to Cricket
Australia to be the contrarian. A
1998 survey by the Australian Cricket Board polled "891 members
of the cricketing community" and found that 69 percent were opposed
to the Australian team having a nickname." Some respondents complained
that all the "worthwhile" species names had been used already.
Add
crowd . . . Turning down a nickname
did not deter Cricket Australia from adopting a team song. Maudlin,
mawkish, sappy . . . Words alone cannot describe it. Listen
for yourself to the very special song styling of "GoAussieGo."

Say
it loud . . . The two African entries
in the 2003 Women's World Cup also have nicknames. Nigeria is known
as the Super Falcons. Ghana's women's team is the Black Queens.
Nicknames of other Ghanaian national soccer teams include Black
Stars (men), Black Meteors (U-23 men), Black Satellites (U-20 men)
and the Black Starlets (U-17 men). See the "definitive web page
on African national soccer team nicknames" at, http://www.sportscheduler.co.sz/african_teams_nicknames.htm.

From
the Department of Bad Timing. . . Cool
Springs Press has just published a book titled "WUSA Girl's Guide
to Soccer Life."

All
About Jack . . . Move
over Oprah - here's Jack. As in Nicklaus, a glossy magazine "inspired
by the career, the life and the lifestyle of Jack Nicklaus," according
to the Golden Bear's website http://www.nicklaus.com.
Inaugurated in 2002, the magazine's premiere edition attempted to
answer this burning sports question: "What if you could visit Pebble
Beach and money was no object?" The hard-hitting journalism did
not stop there as the magazine took readers to a private game reserve
in Africa, onto the decks of the world's most luxurious cruise ships,
and into the kitchen with recipes from Jack's wife Barbara.
Add
Jack . . . According
to Washington
Post media critic Peter Carlson, Nicklaus magazine was conceived
by publisher Mark Peterson of Park City, Utah-based Luxury Publishing
Inc. Nicklaus himself does not edit the articles, but he does have
final approval of the contents. "In Nicklaus," writes Carlson, "even
the ads are Nicklaus-related. There's an ad for Nicklaus Golf Equipment.
And an ad for Nicklausart.com, which sells golf photos autographed
by Nicklaus. And lots of ads for luxury resorts and ritzy developments
that contain Nicklaus-designed golf courses."
Last
add Jack . . . The glossy quarterly is available at select
newsstands for $6.95; it also will be "distributed in private country
clubs worldwide, mailed to members of Nicklaus Design courses, distributed
on private jets, placed in luxury hotels and resorts," according
to the website. Of course, some of us are waiting for Walrus - the
magazine inspired by the lifestyle of Craig Stadler.

Making
a list . . . Sports Illustrated's recent ranking of "The
50 Greatest Sports Movies of All Time!" (August 4) included seven
documentaries (eight if you include "Best in Show," Christopher
Guest's hilarious "moc-umentary" about dog shows). Five of SI's
top 15 choices were documentaries. And yet, the editors ignored
many critically-acclaimed sports-themed docs, including two films
that won the Academy Award for best documentary feature: "One Day
in September" (1999), about the Palestinian terrorist attack at
the 1972 Olympic Games, and "The Man Who Skied Down Everest" (1975),
about Japanese adventure skier Yuichiro Miura. ("When We Were Kings,"
about the Muhammad Ali-George Foreman bout in Zaire and ranked number-10
by SI, won the Oscar for best documentary in 1996.)
Add
list . . . SI ignored other much-admired sports
docs, including Kon Ichikawa's "Tokyo Olympiad," about the 1964
Games, which the reference book Sports Films calls "one of the best
sports documentaries ever made." "Vision of Eight," David Wolper's
award-winning account of the 1972 Munich Olympic Games featuring
the works of eight prominent filmmakers including Ichikawa, Arthur
Penn and Milos Forman, did not make the list. Meanwhile, documentaries
about the 1960 and 1968 Games - "La Grande Olimpiade" and "The Olympics
in Mexico" - were nominated
for Academy Awards and yet excluded by SI, as were several compelling
boxing-themed docs: "On the Ropes," nominated in 1999, "The Legendary
Champions" (1968), and "Jack Johnson" (1970). Perhaps the most glaring
oversight was "Spellbound," about the rough-and-tumble competition
of spelling bees (and nominated last year for an Oscar).
Final
list . . . What's wrong with Oscar?
Other sports films overlooked despite Academy Award-winning performances
were "The Champ" (1932), for which Wallace Beery won for Best Actor,
and "The Color of Money" (1986), with Paul Newman taking Best Actor.
Next time, the editors might want to expand the article into a "Top
100" list.

Making
plays . . . You cannot fault ESPN for the effort. In
its attempt to expand the brand, ŕ la MTV, ESPN has turned to producing
"original entertainment" to augment the "SportsCenter" franchise,
live game broadcasts and other properties. They have already aired
two made-for-TV movies: "Season on the Brink," adapted from John
Feinstein's best-seller, and "Junction Boys," from Jim Dent's book.
Now comes "Playmakers," a soap opera - er, dramatic series - about
a fictional NFL team that has drawn comparisons to Oliver Stone's
"Any Given Sunday." The TV show has riled critics with its depiction
of drug use and boorish off-the-field antics. The New
York Post's Phil Mushnick writes "The show might have been a
creative success if it were not laced with vulgar language and nudity,
but this is cable, so you don't risk it. You load up on the low
stuff because you can, because it can attract an audience that favors
the visceral over the genuinely artistic."
Add
plays . . . Meanwhile, over at Fox Sports World, they
have offered up the "Dream Team," "a
bold combination of the sex appeal and the behind-the-scenes scandal"
in the world of professional English soccer. The show apparently
has won several awards in Britain. After seeing an episode, all
we can say is that these are the same people who thought Benny Hill
was funny.
Add
plays . . . Sports-themed television shows have met with
mixed success. There have been some short-lived critical successes
such as "The White Shadow," "The 'Slap' Maxwell Story" and "Sports
Night," lasting anywhere from one to three seasons. NBC's 2001 sitcom
"Inside Schwartz" bombed with general viewers and critics alike.
The critical consensus on "ARLI$$" was lukewarm at best, but the
show lasted seven seasons on HBO. While several long-running hits
have used sports as a departure point - "Coach," "Everybody Loves
Raymond," "The Odd Couple," "Cheers," - none is really a "sports
show." Writes ESPN.com
columnist Bill Simmons: "It's easier to create a 35-inch television
from scratch than it is to create an entertaining TV show that relates
to sports."
Last
add plays . . . Network executives have not given up
on sports. NBC is developing a show loosely based on the life of
Los Angeles Lakers executive Jeannie Buss. And, according to the
Washington
Post, CBS has tabbed Jason Alexander to play a character named
Tony Kleinman, based on the life of ESPN commentator and Post columnist
Tony Kornheiser. It is only a matter of time before someone gets
a clue and adapts the film "Kingpin" to the small screen.

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